merry christmas

does anyone remember this woman?
for those of you who don't, she is the bat shit lunatic that drove across the country to kill her lover. seems fair, right? well she didn't just take a leisurely drive. in order to cut back on bathroom breaks she wore a diaper on her drive. genius.

did anyone catch the episode of hoarders on a&e? one particular woman who wore diapers so she could shit her pants? yes, genius.
below is her bathroom...full of diapers.
dear diary, today i shit my pants. but i didn't really shit my pants. i shit the diaper in my pants. i'll probably shit my pants tomorrow too. note-buy adult sized diaper genie. xoxo

i swear my next blog will be something about clothes.


grrretchen said...

what's weird about the hoarder picture is that it looks like she separated her trash while hoarding it... the 2 liter bottles are all together... diapers all together... what appears to be dog food cans all together... if i were a hoarder, that's totally the type of hoarder i'd be.

Carrie said...

Even I weren't a hoarder, I would still poop my adult diapers. And keep them.

Lindsey said...

Such an inspirational Christmas post! The moral of the story? Wear diapers! xo

FastingEnds said...

The best thing about hoarders is that they have no sense of what is actually valuable and what is actually their own shit.