Just like buying a new pair of lungs on the black market, our very own Alison Hawley has bought herself some new hair. You go GURL! Tap tease that shit up up and away. Alison is no longer wandering the streets of Portland looking like a ten year old, pre adolescence boy. Watch out she's taking her hair out on the town tonight with her partner in crime Icky Vicky, her hair dresser Roe aka Niko 2.0, and rock-n-rose beauties & co.
Oh and P.S. Please don't start a fight with Alison tonight, she is so hyped about her new do that if you get close she just might cut you.
If anyone see's this bitch, let me know. She has been missing this week and word on the street is she is SICK. Yeah right! I know she is out partying it up with all our $$ bills ya'll. Anyway if you happen to see her and she is sick, punch her in her face for being out of bed when she is under the weather.
frank james has been holding a HUGE ASS SALE the past week...and beyond lil kim and p.diddy didn't shop it, but we think they may have if we skinned rabbits and priced them low low low low low.
All Frank James Fall/Winter inventory is marked way the fuck down... Come shop, call your orders in, turn tricks FUR fun, sell your moms favorite antique, trade in your stocks, just come and help us make billz this month. .....please?